" air bases "

 [ "Thule Air Base" ]

1: Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.

  * e.g.,  ... You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again. 

 [ "Hahn Air Base, Germany" ]

1: An American Airforce Base in Hahn, Germany

  * e.g.,  ... She's an airforce brat because she was born at Hahn Air Base, Germany. 

 [ "Air-based vision locked targeting system" ]

1: When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system! 

 [ "Williams Air Force Base" ]

1: An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?" 

 [ "Nellis Air Force Base" ]

1: A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.

  * e.g.,  ... New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO" M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!" 

 [ "Air Base Hooker" ]

1: A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!